Star in Your Own JibJab! It's Free!
BRIAN STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, so here i was checking put my facebook to see whats up and decided to try this new gadget(application) called COMPARE PEOPLE.

Just for the heck of it i tried it and came to a few comparisons that i could not choose between one!Here it is below.


Trick Question...?


Kefira or Eliz...Hmmm....

Star in Your Own JibJab! It's Free!The Crossroads Cast does a Horror Flick.Coming to you soon in FAKE theatres everywhere.

My hand phone went flying, my brother...that idiot...seriously....angry...frustrated

All watching TV, having some fun and i knocked his head with hand phone (for fun, we always have this little 'fun fights' )...and there it went flying.For your info idiot!, that hand phone has been lent from my cell group leader and i have to return it (in mint condition if i have to).I shouted , do you know how much it cost...he retaliated and shouted....screaming like you know all about money. My answer would be...More than you ....more than you...no one knows everything about anything....i know that money is hard to raise/earn....I know it cos im working....i know it cos i got debts...you dont....you just are a mommy's boy....whatever you need you get from her...oh yeah...whenever she needs to get back at me she uses you...i will check my hand phone at a shop tomorrow . Any trouble i find and $200 is mine from your pay, i already see scratches on it.Be responsible for your actions.I am earning to pay mum back.Just be responsible for your actions, whether not intended or intended...it still went flying.Just be responsible for your actions...

Anyways, check me out at 10am to 11am (hope this is the correct time) on 93.8 FM on Monday Morning :)

Getting to MEDIACORP, the Big M as Derrick says...is a tedious and long journey from my place....heres the breakdown

Plan A

Take 243 to Boon Lay – 20 mins
Take Train to Tao Payoh – 45mins
Take Bus Service 231 – 16mins
Waiting Time ETC – 30mins

Total – 1hr 50mins

Plan B

Take 243 to Boon Lay – 20mins
Take Bus 154 TRANSFER AT DUNEARN RD OPP CORONATION PLAZA (Bus 156)– 64 mins
Waiting Times – 30min

Total - 1hr 54 mins....

ARGHHHH!!!!!

The Fight for Survival...the fight to be who i really am...this has caused ripples...and now my MOM...does not talk to me...haiz...Prayer works....I shall pray then....

Well, apart from emo-ing...here is two great movies i just watched.Totally awesome.The First brought me to tears while the other gave me shock upon shock.

1) RENT



This movie was about well, Bohemians, living on a property, trying to pay a year of rent.While trying to do that, they fight off the troubles and pains that come their way.Aids, Homosexuality,Travestites and so much more and how each individual survives.A beautiful Movie that was based on the broadway musical.I cant really explain it actually.

Wanna read more Check out - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rent_%28film%29

I cried at Angel's Funeral by the way.Thanks Derrick...i want to watch it again by the way.

2) FIGHT CLUB



This was the Movie that was based on the novel.That is what THE FIGHT CLUB is about, just now changed to fit a Singaporean context.Talks about a total loser...meeting Marla...then Tyler Durden, the one that changes his life.Who the heck is Tyler Durden....watch the Movie and find out.

For More - Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight_club
Come watch The Fight Club - A Chorus.I can get Tix at 15 Bucks for all ya guys, rather than the original 28 Bucks....so RSVP on my FACEBOOK , CALL me, or just tag me NOW!

HERE IS THE FIGHT CLUB POSTER

LOL...this was hilarous...so i tot i will share it with you guys.

Cthon98 : hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Cthon9 : ********* see!
AzureDiamond : hunter2
AzureDiamond : doesnt look like stars to me
Cthon98: AzureDiamond : *******
Cthon98 : thats what I see
AzureDiamond : oh, really?
Cthon98 : Absolutely
AzureDiamond : you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
AzureDiamond : haha, does that look funny to you?
Cthon98 : lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
AzureDiamond : thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
Cthon98 : yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
AzureDiamond : awesome!
AzureDiamond : wait, how do you know my pw?
Cthon98 : er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
AzureDiamond : oh, ok.
LOLZ

Anyways, here i am in a uber boring class yet again.Today we are learning about Nucleotides and Nucleosides....WTHECK is that?....A Boring Subject taught by a Boring China Teacher gets to me.....he is showing us wonderful chemical compositions and pictures and expecting me, an Architecture Student to understand...I regret taking this GEMS....

I might update this post again tonight...

Saw this on Derricks Blog and I so wanna do this! Here goes Nothin!

RULES:

1. Put your Itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name if have

If someone says "Is this okay?", you say:
Future Lovers - Madonna
LOLZ

What do you like in a guy/girl?
It’s Hairspray – James Marsden (Hairspray the Movie)
only the Hairspray?!?!...Betta be Gatsby…

How do you feel today?
Silent Night – Il Divo
Wa…So Profound!

What is your life's purpose?
You cant Stop the Beat – Amada Bynes
Yep…You cant Stop my Beat alrighty

What is your motto?
Forbidden Love – Modonna (Confessions on a Dance Floor)
WTH?!?!

What do your friends think of you?
Good Stuff (NYC Mix) – Peter Furler of Newsboys

Indeed…Indeed…

What do you think of your parents?
Welcome in This Place - Hillsongs
Of Course they are…They own the Apartment!

What do you think about very often?
Secrets of Love (Club Mix Radio Edit) – DJ BOBO and SANDRA
And I still don’t get it….

What is 2 + 2?
Million Pieces - Newsboys
MyMy….WMP does not know how to count…

What do you think of your best friend?
Voice of Truth – Casting Crowns
WOW….

What do you think of the person you like?
I wanna be your Lover - Prince
NO!? …imagine that huh…all the people I like…lol

What is your life story?
Walk Away – Franz Ferdinand
Yep…Walk away form Sin and my stupid Past

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Happy Ending - Mika
Well that’s awesomely interesting….-_-

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Rehab - Rihanna
erkae….(Same reaction as Derrick….)

What will you dance to at your wedding?
World Hold On – Bob Sinclair
What is this…Armageddon or something?...yeah…World….Hold On hor

What will they play at your funeral?
Entertaining Angels - Newsboys
How Accurate….

What is your hobby/interest?
Man in The Mirror - MJ
I am not vain lorz….i don’t look at myself all the time

What is your biggest fear?
Big Girl (You are Beautiful) - Mika
How Honest

What is your biggest secret?
Dancing Machine - MJ
Ya Right - and Derrick is a Rocket Scientist

What do you think of your friends?
Outsiders – Franz Ferdinand
My Gosh….No…I don’t!

What is your motto?
Push - Madonna
Ah…Push on with Life….for the Prize is ahead!....

Here is the start of the 10 Day collection of what i think to be the funniest and most outrageous stuff on the net.Here's Lightsabers coming in at the 10th Position.

Man, something about funny pictures with lightsabers in them crack me up pretty bad.Here's some:)







Don't have much to say today, so check my post tommorrow yeah!

Ultimately interesting actually, i am blogging at 8.30am in the morning.Why, here is the big story.

The PostProductionParty was being organized by Me,Derrick,Vincent,JiaRong,Caleb(headed by me) and we had to collect the money asap to order foods and stuff.Another $140 dollars from the excess in the Bintan Trip Collection was still with the Production Manager(PM) for Crossroads.So i sent him a email requesting the transfer of that amount and on top of that $4 for 2 DVD sets that the Team was creating.

Somehow, the PM felt that too much money was being spent on the DVD, since there was a payment of $4, or $2 per person.He would not want it.And guess when he called me.2.36am in the morning.And he started comparing me with someone else, in terms of what was happening and what he felt.Nice one, wake me up and start comparing me.

Here is a little information, during my holidays - its okay to call me at such a time.But now i am having schools and projects piling up and i do not need a wake up call at 2.36am.I had to wake up at 5am(Continue on my Project) and leave to school at 6.30am.That got screwed bad as i could not get to sleep after the call, tossing and turning till around 5am.Rest came only after 5am and i slept till 6.45pm.I was supposed to leave at 6.30am.

Here is a friendly reminder to all my friends, if you call me in the early mornings, and if i refuse your call.Dont send a sms asking me to call back, only urgent matters need that.I am sleeping, let me rest.I NEED THE REST.

To my Production Manager - Stop talking down to me, its bad, its just irritating, don't undermine my leadership.Reminder** Crossroads Drama was a collaboration between 'SephorisProductions' and 'Resendos Work+Craft'.I with my other management lead Sephoris while you lead your team.Advise me if you have to, don't talk down to me.

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So here is the breakdown of where the money is going.

$140 + ($7 per Person) - BBQ FOOD AND DRINKS

$2 Per Person - Your DVD Set (Booklet of Memories from Cast, DVD Production Video, Pictures taken by all during the Trip[SoftCopy], DVD CASE, DVD Cover[Printed]
**DVD plus Editing and Casing would cost over $5, paying two dollars is the best we can give you.Either way we still have to regulate who gets the DVD as it is copyighted.

Therefore 9 bucks per person.If any queries please Call Alan or Derrick.

Very Flustered, Amused and Tired Out
Alan.....

Ever wonder where the word SHIT comes from?

Well, here it is:

Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was years ago) by ship.

In dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only

became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is

methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could

(and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone

came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this

manner before it was discovered what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure

were always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to

"Ship High In Transit."

In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the

hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Bet you didn't know the history of that word.

Neither did we.

We always thought it was a golf term.

2) Brass Monkeys

In the heyday of the Sailing ship, every ship had to have a cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannon balls. The master wanted to store the cannonballs such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck.

The solution was to stack them in a square-based pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had 16, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of 30 cannonballs.

The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small plate ("monkey") with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer .

When iron was used to make this plate ("monkey") the cannonballs would rust to the plate. As a result, these plates were made of brass to prevent this problem-thus the "brass monkey."

When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck.

Happy Birthday to me.Happy Birthday to ME.....Happy Birthday to Awesome Incredible Alan!!!...Happy Birthday to ME!

Thank you to all of the peeps and friends that made this day special for me.

Thanks to Vincent,Prisca,JiaRong,Erika and Walter for celebrating my Birthday with me.Thanks for everybody else for sending me lotsa smses and emails to send your wishes and stuff.One thing though....that still bothers me

Its the Architecture Pupils of my class.Friends are friends....when they need your money....whenever its a friends Birthday....i never fail to receive a sms to join in and buy a present or contribute moneterily.So, through this all birthdays are not missed and celebrated....so...how do they miss my Birthday?I am that unimportant?Well heck those white-washed whatevers....I thank God i did not further commit to bigger projects or anything of that matter with you guys...cos well...a Happy Birthday Alan from your wonderful mouths would have sufficed....Not even that...WHATEVER GUYS....just dont send me an sms to contribute for another persons Birthday anymore....its just really lame...thank God...just one more year....i shall endure...

Other than that, the sun is still shining and my friends at Church and the Crossroads/Sephoris Production team are all sending me wishes and stuff, meeting me up for dinner and PUTTING EFFORT IN THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY HAVE WITH ME:)

BIRTHDAY PICS AND VIDS!







Alan and His New Shirt from TopMan(Bought by Erika,JiaRong,Vincent,Prisca and Walter)

Ciaozz

Happiness is when



1)You do not have to remind people its your Birthday.
2)You Mum does not treat your Birthday more like a scheduled meeting which can be postponed to anyday,any month, anytime.
3)You try searching for a restaurant to go to for your Birthday(Since that what you always do on your Birthdays anyways) and your sibling does not prize his YouTube Videos over your Birthday or that you are trying to celebrate your birthday with him.
4)When people do not sulk and try to make things work out.
5)You do not need to remind people that your language of Love is Gifts.
6)When at least one person can spend the day with you on your Birthday-02-Oct.
7)When you do not lose your handphone, $50 dollars and your ex-link card two weeks before your Birthday
8)When you come home on the week of your birthday, you are spoken to nicely.

9)Knowing that you can pour out your worries on Blogger and someone will read it.
10)Knowing that Erika is arranging something for me on my birthday or the day later

Ciaozz